Friday, August 2, 2013

My first obvious request to be someone's fuckbuddy

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: You have a day off?
Me: I' on vacation
Him: Same here
Him: What are you looking for?
Me: A boyfriend, you?
Him: a good friend
Me: What do you mean? are you straight or gay?
Him: more straight
Me: ok
Him: Do you want to have fun?
Me: the famous parables!!  Are you looking for a fuckbuddy
Him: Yes
Me: Sorry , that's not what I'm looking for
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9 comments:

  1. Buddy BearAugust 2, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    "More straight".... ha! Who is he trying to kid? A guy who is in such deep denial is best avoided. Well done!

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  2. JFAugust 2, 2013 at 6:33 PM

    haha I would still have said no if he had said he was full gay!

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  3. JFAugust 2, 2013 at 9:16 PM

    whaaaaattttttt??? I just had another offer!! Is it full moon??

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  4. The Colorful OneAugust 3, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    I get those just about every day.

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    1. JFAugust 3, 2013 at 10:03 AM

      mr popular :) stop bragging hahahaha

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    2. The Colorful OneAugust 5, 2013 at 12:56 PM

      I'm not bragging. It's actually rather annoying.

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  5. ShellAugust 3, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    Haha!!! Yeah the "more straight" comment is awesome. Perhaps bi, but more straight my ass...or your ass more likely!

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  6. JosephAugust 4, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    I can relate! Nothing beats when one guy asked if I "played for pay." Some other guy was like "you know, I might be looking to even pay for someone like you."

    I just found your blog, by the way. LOVE it!

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