Friday, August 2, 2013

My first obvious request to be someone's fuckbuddy

Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: You have a day off?
Me: I' on vacation
Him: Same here
Him: What are you looking for?
Me: A boyfriend, you?
Him: a good friend
Me: What do you mean? are you straight or gay?
Him: more straight
Me: ok
Him: Do you want to have fun?
Me: the famous parables!!  Are you looking for a fuckbuddy
Him: Yes
Me: Sorry , that's not what I'm looking for


  1. "More straight".... ha! Who is he trying to kid? A guy who is in such deep denial is best avoided. Well done!

  2. haha I would still have said no if he had said he was full gay!

  3. whaaaaattttttt??? I just had another offer!! Is it full moon??

  4. Replies
    1. mr popular :) stop bragging hahahaha

    2. I'm not bragging. It's actually rather annoying.

  5. Haha!!! Yeah the "more straight" comment is awesome. Perhaps bi, but more straight my ass...or your ass more likely!

  6. I can relate! Nothing beats when one guy asked if I "played for pay." Some other guy was like "you know, I might be looking to even pay for someone like you."

    I just found your blog, by the way. LOVE it!